Tech Dreamers Mugs

'Digital-Age Mirage.'

"I hope by the time I'm old enough to have kids, they'll be self-cleaning."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Barcode Dreams

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

You have reached the end of your brain...

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Spell-Check Bee

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

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Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

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The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

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'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'