Starstruck Friend Gifts

Elisabeth Shue

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Snowman Driver

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Melanie Griffith

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Fan club

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"If you need me, I’ll be in the living room clawing the bejesus out of that Navajo rug you just picked up at auction."

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Didn't we fire you last week?

'I just read that in order to get the same benefit as lab mice got from taking resveratrol, you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles of wine per day. For you, that would mean cutting back.'

Diane Kruger

Lizzy Caplan

Snake Charmer

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

It's too cold...the boss is a jerk...my feet hurt.

Amy Lou Adams

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'I'd prefer the banks were re-formed and Destiny's Child split up.'

Barbra Streisand

'I let Ed sleep through these meetings. His snoring keeps the others awake.'

Mark Wahlberg

Old Star-Struck National Park

"You should have called me earlier."

May I see you again sometime?

"A brand new credit card and not an ATM in sight!:

"Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic."

"And we're still not getting any hot air."

Epitaph - 'Is that all you got?'

Man Locked in a Heart

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."