Starry-eyed Snoopers T-Shirts

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Newton's cradle

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Only in the newspapers.

Astronaut

Johannes Kepler

UFO/observatory

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Ma? I met someone!"

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

Spaceman

Astronomical observations.

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Rosario Dawson

Ashton Kutcher