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'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Newton's cradle

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Johannes Kepler

Astronaut

Only in the newspapers.

UFO/observatory

The Manipulation of Justice

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Space bee

Alpha Centauri

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"