Starlight Philosopher Mugs

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

Creativity

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

'...And the precise value of the Hubble constant is critical to the question of whether out universe will continue to expand forever, or...'

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

The dark side of the moon

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'