Star Wars Geek Prints

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

The Pink Bantha

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Epic Battles

Dancing with the Star Wars

"They look like pickles."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Star Wars Audience

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Cow of BEEF

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

Luke Sleepwalker...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Jar wars

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'