Star Wars Critique Enthusiast Prints

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Star Wars Audience

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

Luke Sleepwalker...

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Darth Vader at the hair salon

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Star Wars convention...

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'