Star Rating Enthusiast Gifts

Four Star Meal

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

X-RAY

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

French Street.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."