Star Rating Enthusiast Gifts

Four Star Meal

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Filling the Missile Gap

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Moon

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Real Russian history

X-RAY

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

French Street.

Truth In Education

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Ezra Pound