Star Pattern Lover Gifts

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Fortune Tellers Convention

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Decorating a column.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

When upholstery attacks