Star Gazing Prints

"We matter!"

'Can you tell me my present?'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'I tell you what, no more dates with Astronomers! What I thought would be a romantic walk under the stars ended up being a two-hour Physics lecture...'

'Star light, star bright, first star I see...'

Celestial Navigation

The Big Tipper

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Milky Way

'Moon'

Lonely alien on a deserted asteroid.

Telescopes.

'Because all my neighbors put up blinds.'

A Source of Space Debris

Quantum Physics

'It can't be easy being a wishing star. It's probably 'gimme gimme gimme' all night long.'

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

'Astronomers at Work.'

Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,

"You've already been downgraded once, Pluto. Give me one good reason you should be reinstated."

'It's all right, Strudelbart, it's all right — the kids next door just got a trampoline, that's all.'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

Waiting For Halley's Comet - Do Not Disturb.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"No, dwarf planets don't have dwarves living on them."

You are here!

Obscure Constellations

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"I told you when that flew over it wasn't a weather balloon!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.