Star Gazing Enthusiasts Prints

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'I doubt if Jupiter is really three weeks ahead of schedule -- try cleaning your glasses.'

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Blue Origin

The Big Tipper

NASA Special

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'My God we being invaded!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Moon

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Climbing to the moon...

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Celestial Navigation

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'