Star Gazing Aficionados Mugs

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The Big Tipper

NASA Special

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'My God we being invaded!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Moon

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Climbing to the moon...

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Celestial Navigation

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'