Star Gazing Aficionados Mugs

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

NASA Special

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'My God we being invaded!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Moon

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Climbing to the moon...

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Celestial Navigation

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'