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'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Moving in

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Surgeon

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Springtime on Maple Drive...

'She corrects every I've ever said.'

"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'

Sculpturer about to be crushes by broken bit of own sculpture

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

'Your penmanship is much too legible. Try writing with your other hand.'

'Try wetting the thread.'