Stand-up Comics Fan Pillows

Hangman to prisoner,'Any final twitters?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Zombie standup

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

The Rooster Comedian.

Stand-up Romcom

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

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Super Heroes.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Suffering from Cooties?

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23