Stand-up Comics Fan Pillows

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Zombie standup

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Rooster Comedian.

Early photobombing

Stand-up Romcom

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Suffering from Cooties?

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Heroes.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"