Stand Owner Mugs

"Keep it open."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Cut Price

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Dog Nightmares

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Haute Suture

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The day the cat realized it was dependent.