Stamp Collectors Of Life Prints

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

I love you.

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

America's Intelligence Failure.

Insufficient Postage

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'It's unto thee.'