Stamp Collectors Of Life Mugs

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

America's Intelligence Failure.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Insufficient Postage

'It's unto thee.'