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Out of Order.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

Unusual Staircase

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Beginner Level Escalators

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

Sooner or Later

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

A dilemma at a train station.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

Fitness Clinic.

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"

'Come back! Initiation ceremonies are for apprentices, not station masters!'

'Looks like another brief encounter.'

Master inspecting new horse

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

"The top row shows the floor you want...and the bottom shows number of pounds you'd lose if you walked instead"