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Cry cleaners. My cup runneth over again.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Fraud Squad

No hitting below the belt!

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'