Stain Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."