Stage Stumbler Prints

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Bravo!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Take a bow!

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

3D Theatre

Rock & Roll

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Sport in library

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

Simultaneous translation.

Mic Drop

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

A woman in glasses

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

'Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats, tonight's performance is about to begin!'

Movember

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

Skater falls, judges score cards say OOOOF!

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor in the house?!" "Over here!! I watch a TV show called 'House'—the main character is a doctor and his name is 'House'! Is this helpful?!"