Stage Pawformers Pillows

Cats the musical

"Just be yourself."

Falstaff

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Theatre Crowd

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Drama Llama

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Stage producer.

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

At the school of ventriloquism.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Mic Drop

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"I'll do the talking!"

"Mother, please!"