Stage Humor Prints

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Modern Major General

Schrodinger's Black Box

Drummer

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Berta screams out!

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Nanki Poo

Magic Act

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Corporate Lawyers

Barber of Seville

Angry Doctor Bartolo

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him-yet somehow I did not realize that he was a cow."

'I'm organic.'

Houdini's Dog.

Actors' dispute.

Busking Elephant

Mime Prison

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Peter

"75"

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I think it's over.'