Stage Dynamo Mugs

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

A holiday at home

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Football.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

The power of the blog.

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