Stage Dramatist Mugs

A man taking a bow

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Hollywood producer.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

John Masefield.

James Barrie.

"Impartiality becomes you."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

The Modern Godot

Drama Llama

Fricka arrives.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

An opera singer

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Henrik Ibsen