Workplace Dramatist Mugs

"I can't live on my salary, so I'm trying to encourage a sexual harassment lawsuit."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

John Masefield.

Samuel Beckett

James Barrie.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Euripides

To Be/Not To Be

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Modern Day Hamlet.

"NAY!!"