Stage Comedy Fan Mugs

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Am I sensing fear?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

The return of the four sheepskins

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Magic Act

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Optometrist Humor

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"He's surprisingly sensitive about heckling."

"Sure, he's not tall, dark or handsome....but he makes me laugh."