Stage Combat Instructor Prints

The country manager rehearses a combat

They hated me.

'They all want to play the star.'

Overjumpers

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Hi-yah!"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Old Karate Master

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

E=Emcee Squared

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"They're texting it in."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Stage producer.

"Returns"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"Remedial Karate"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'