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"They're not going to give us teacher's assistants, again this year."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Getting through the week.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Ace headhunters.

I'm going through your application as we speak.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

I think you should go after my job!

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'Are these billable hours?'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

With the company's CEO headed his way, Don frantically tries to remove any bits of food from his teeth.

When staffing agencies screw up.

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'