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"They're not going to give us teacher's assistants, again this year."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Getting through the week.

Ace headhunters.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

I'm going through your application as we speak.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Are these billable hours?'

I think you should go after my job!

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

When staffing agencies screw up.

"We'd like you to join our valued team of department heads."

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'