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"Illegal or not, I'm pretty sure they pray in there."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'I need affordable daycare now!'

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Devil in the detail

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."