Stadium Soldier Prints

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Second lifeReal life.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Arch of Triumph Save

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

George Best

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Football drummer

Football fans in corona times

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."