Stability Seeker Prints

He's our most reliable researcher...highly stable and chemically inert.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Fight or Flight

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Pony Rides

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.