Squirrel Suit Fan Prints

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

No, I don

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Squirrel on the beach

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Why Poodles Become Killers

You are what you eat!

ATM withdrawal

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Tree Squirrel