Squeaky Toy Survivor Gifts

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

Teddy and friends.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Toy repair.

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"There's that squeak again."

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Parts of a Bagpipe

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"X-ray glasses"

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

John couldn't bring himself to give up his childhood friends!

'Mom wanted to return this personally, but she hasn't stopped turning blue yet.'

A toy idea that never caught on.

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

'Ask not for whom the squeaky bone squeaks...'