Squadrons T-Shirts

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"You can do it!"

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"This way, O' Brien."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Armadillo playing accordion.

It's okay. This interrogation technique was approved by Cheney himself.

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Sparrow of Prey

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

'Thank you.'

Puss in Bootcamp

'I earned this one from Haliburton.'

Falconry

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'GIT!!!'