Spy Story Strategist Mugs

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

The National Conversation Starts Here

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Ian Fleming

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'