Spur Of The Moment Adventurer T-Shirts

"Soup of the moment."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Where the wild things were."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Sticking out tongue

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

'I told you to sip it!'

Need Wi-Fi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

Father and Son quality time

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Alcoholidays.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Wordplay: Trampoline.

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"