Sprinklers Prints

I... want you to all frolic through the sprinkler with me.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Sparkling Water

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"That's the deep end."

A rainbow umbrella

Best friends without borders.

Sparkler

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

"You're losing your everything."

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

Intimacy.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Watering Plans

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Childhood Friends

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

Stirrbucks

It takes very little effort and they really appreciate it when I add some sprinkles!

Would you like some sprinkles on that?