Sprinkler Enthusiast Prints

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Raining

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'By god that man stinks!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Water Slide

I love my motor.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Sinalization.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles