Sprinkler Aficionado Pillows

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Making it look easy.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Water Slide

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

The beer idea.

Roller Coasters

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"