Springtime Jokers Mugs

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Giggle.

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Two piece outfits only.

Minnesota Weather.

'They think I can walk on water.'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Snowman melted by coffee

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

Snow baby

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'He picked it, and ate it.'

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'

'Help support Santa off-season.'

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'We had it in the freezer.'

"I'm allergic to ice."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

"Dear Editor, Today I heard the first bird of Spring...."