Springtime Festivity Prints

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Home depot."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Butterflies

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dancing in pyjamas

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Merry Christmas"

'Nice jingle!'

Vaccine Spring

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.