Springtime Festivity Gifts

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Butterflies

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Home depot."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Christmas Presents.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Merry Christmas"

Vaccine Spring

'Nice jingle!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Man transplants plant in his garden.