Springtime Baseball Fan T-Shirts

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Monster Baseball

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Official Team Cap With Beard

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Extra innings.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

All Star Team.