Spreadsheet Strategists Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their workspace or home with pillows adorned with clever sayings and designs for spreadsheet enthusiasts—comfort and humor in one.

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"I hate performance review season." mockup

"I hate performance review season."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.' mockup

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

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"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

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Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting. mockup

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

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"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do." mockup

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

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"I love your optimism."

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Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Sales chart plummets into employees head. mockup

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

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"How is the budget forecast looking?" mockup

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

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'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Here, we started to be investigated...' mockup

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?' mockup

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

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'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.' mockup

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

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"What comes after zillion?"

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Sales Chart Through Ceiling

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"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column." mockup

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

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I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

I've checked - it goes down to the basement. mockup

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

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"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?" mockup

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

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Macho talk from down in accounting. mockup

Macho talk from down in accounting.

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"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!" mockup

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

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Project Manager Showdown

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'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?' mockup

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

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Tax Collector

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"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report." mockup

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

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'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.' mockup

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

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'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.' mockup

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

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"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

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