Spread Strategist Mugs

"The Toast Whisperer"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"I hate performance review season."

Will work for ETFs

Satya Nutella

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

World Economic Crisis.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"