Sporty Youngster Prints

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Ping Pong

Football Fans

"I AM at my usual position."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Table tennis.

The Giamatti era

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Multisports

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Futsal

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"