Sporty Spirits Mugs

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Karate.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Skateboarder

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'He's maturing early.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Snail Racing

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Inappropriate garnish.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"