Sporty Skater Mugs

'Torville and Cow'.

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Lemniskate

Ice skater

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Shred the plank."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Trawling for Fish.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

Raging Bull on Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Skateboard Olympics.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Muhammad Dali...

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Double bass skating

Triple Sock Cow

Ice skating

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'