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Mountaineering section

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

The Giamatti era

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Graduate

"He's new here."

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Swing by won't you?

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'Go girl!'

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

A man reading whilst running.

Portuguese soccer divers.

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'

Mac's Sports Shop and Christian Books & Gifts.

"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."

'We prefer not to target 'intelligent readers' since there is too great a chance that they'll know how to download the books for free.'

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'